My Momma Whooped Ass like Bruce Lee

Title, self explanatory. Black Belt in chancelta throwing, ass throwing, trash talking, straight up demonic. When I heard my name pronounced in Spanish, that elongated Dominican Spanish, that rumbling, that sky cracking coño and malidto I know my ass was about to get a beatdown. I knew my mother would transform into Bruce Lee. When I heard Luis and not Louis, I knew my momma meant business.

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